Why would you hook up with this guy?

The last thing you want to start is a relationship with this guy. He excels in holding you back from your fitness goals.

First, he’ll speed up your heart rate, meaning that when you exercise, your heart works harder than non-smokers. And with all that gross phlegm in your lungs, you’ll be coughing and wheezy.

It’s enough to make you want to stop, before you start.

 

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Love is in the air

(With a hint of hydrogen cyanide and arsenic)

Valentine’s Day brings stories of true love and romance.
In this 'girl meets boy' story the sparks will fly and flames will be lit, but will they get with each other or will something get in the way?